TOP 20 of the best and funniest Valentine's Poems.

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Julien Ducrocq in Viral

Last updated: 11 February 2020, 08:48 GMT

In the words of one of the greatest thinkers of this era: "What's love got to do, got to do with it?"

 

1.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Who's your daddy?

And what does he do?

 

2.

Roses are red, 

Violets are blue.

I'm using my hand,

But thinking of you.

 

3.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm a cougar,

How old are you?

 

4.

Roses are red,

Here's something new.

Violets are violet,

They are not blue.

 

5.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Garbage is dumped,

And so are you.

 

6.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Poems are hard,

And I am too.

 

7.

Roses are red,

Lettuce is green.

I like your legs,

And what's in between.

 

8.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Faces like yours,

Belong in the zoo.

 

9.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I am single,

Can we mingle?

 

10.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

YouPorn is down,

Your Mom's facebook will do.

 

11.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm waiting for the day,

We finally screw.

 

12.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have five fingers,

And the middle one for you.

 

13.

Roses are red,

Grass is green.

I want you in my bed,

If you know what I mean.

 

14.

Roses are red,

So are my lips.

Sit on my face,

And wiggle your hips.

 

15.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have crabs,

Soon you will too.

 

16.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

What I thought was Vaseline,

Turned out to be glue.

 

17.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty,

What happened to you.

 

18.

Roses are red.

By the end of the day,

You'll be in my bed.

 

19.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You're a psycho,

But I still love you.

 

20.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort was ugly,

But then I saw you.

 

 

If you too have some funny Valentine's poems, please share them with us in the comment below.

 

Happy Valentine's you all.




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